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  • United Airlines was just voted number one in Chinese takeout!

 

  • People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to “.JPEG”

 

  • When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don’t put pressure on yourself….you may Shit.

 

  • I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it….

 

  • “Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.

 

  • No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.

 

  • I am Waiting for GF Message!

 

  • Keys to a good friendship. Same taste in alcohol. Different taste in women.

 

  • Your attitude can hurt me but mine can kill you.

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  • Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor.

 

  • Don’t expect anything from the person, your not.

 

  • I don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough.

 

  • Maybe we aren’t supposed to fall in love because everything that falls breaks.

 

  • if someone is really into you, you don’t have to keep begging then for a text , call , or to spend time. They ‘ll do it if you are a priority.

 

  • The best feeling in the world is… when you look at that special person and they are already smiling at you.

 

  • when you’re happy, you enjoy the music. But when you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.

 

  • Prayer is cure for a weary soul, a confused mind and a broken heart..

 

  • Never judge someone by the opinion of others.

 

  • The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!

 

  • I Still Remember Those Days When Photos Were Taken For Memories & Not For Facebook Profiles..!! 😐 😉

 

  • Relationship now a days…. start wid poking And… end wid blocking :p 🙂

 

  • One spelling mistake in your update and there you find illegitimate sons and daughters of englishmen to correct it. 😀 😛

 

  • Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like electronic Divorce :p 😀

 

  • That annoying couple who decided to show the world over Facebook how much they love each other :/

 

  • Who says that Facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet every day. Miss you when you’re not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Sends you greetings on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, likes your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes you laugh when you have the urge to cry.

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  • Facebook Saves Life..!! A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide…. Train was Coming Closer and He Suddenly came out of the track and Said… “Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook that Im Gonna Die” 😀

 

  • People come and go…the best will stay.

 

  • Joy is the simplest form of gratitude.

 

  • Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

 

  • Every burden is a blessing.

 

  • Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

 

  • I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

 

  • My style is unique don’t copy it!

 

  • Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice, and I’ll break your face.

 

  • A laugh is a smile that bursts.

 

  • I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

 

  • Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^

 

  • You know you’re getting old when the guys from the “cialis” commercials are starting to look hot.

 

  • I can’t think of anything because I always thinking about your everything.

 

  • Smile baby girl, GOD is working everything out in your favor..

 

  • She can be best girlfrien in the words, but she will trip, assume, and cry, but she will love you with all her heart…

 

  • Find someone who will actually takes good care of you

 

  • I wan’t say i will never make you cry but i will make you smile before your tears get dry..

 

  • At any given moment, on any given day, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, and just when I think you couldn’t be more beautiful, you smile and prove me wrong.

 

  • She is a real bookworm. I think she lives on print. Her whole house is full of books. looks as if she likes them better than human company..

 

  • you will fall in love with someone who doesn’t love you, for not loving someone who did…

 

  • One person can make it all go away!! 🙂

 

  • The right man will love all the things about you that the wrong one was intimidated by.

 

  • Sometimes the greatest relationships are the ones you never expected to be in.

 

  • Somebody is praying to meet you and they are Excited about making you happy forever!

 

  • At any given moment, on any given day, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, and just when I think you couldn’t be more beautiful, you smile and prove me wrong.
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