Funny Status

Funny Status for Whatsapp, Facebook | Short Funny Quotes

Show the funny side of you with best funny whatsapp status in 2017. You can pick any of the funny crazy whatsapp status for your status bar.




  • I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

 

  • God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

Funny Status for Whatsapp

  • I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

 

  • Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

 

  • When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..




  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

 

  • HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

 

  • My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

 

  • Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

 

  • Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

 

  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

Funny Status for Whatsapp

  • If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

 

  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

 

  • If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

 

  • I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

 

  • I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

 

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  • Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…

 

  • When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition

 

  • Status: I on Not on whatsapp..

 

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  • Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.

 

  • If I agreed with you we both were wrong.

 

  • बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।

 

  • Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…

 

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  • Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..

 

  • I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..

 

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  • Life is too Short – Chat Fast!

 

  • Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…

 

  • You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..

 

  • Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it

 

  • Always respects your self!

 

  • My heart is stolen..can I check your braa

 

  • Save Water, Drink Wine!!

 

  • Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!

 

  • I’m cool but global warming made me vry hot

 

  • Marriage is the cause of divorce.!

 

  • Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?

 

  • I just need a good Wifi & Wife.

 

  • I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.

 

  • I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

 

  • All the Rules are made.. to be break.

 

  • Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.

 

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  • Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

 

  • People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…

 

  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!

 

  • No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.

 

  • Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!

 

  • !Brain is Work More ..When You can use…..

 

  • I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!

 

  • When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.

 

  • Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone…

 

  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..

 

  • I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer…##

 

  • Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

 

  • Alcohol will give different, type of power!..

 

  • 70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!

 

  • If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

 

  • I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂

 

  • All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

 

  • Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!

 

  • Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.

 

  • 3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!

 

  • I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..

 

  • do not drink and park _accidents cause people.

 

  • Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..

 

  • Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..

 

  • High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!

 

  • If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..

 

  • Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…

 

  • when nothing seems right then go left…

 

  • if I am wired with you then I like you..

 

  • My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…

 

  • I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

 

  • Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

 

  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

 

  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

 

  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

 

  • Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

 

  • SOMETIMES I JUST WISH I’ COULD FAST FORWARD THE TIME TO SEE IF IN THE END IT’S ALL WORTH IT.

 

  • I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

 

  • The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

 

  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

 

  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

 

  • At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

 

  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

 

  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

 

  • Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

 

  • I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

 

  • You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

 

  • Life is Short – Chat Fast!

 

  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

 

  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

 

  • Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

 

  • If you can’t convince her then confuse her

 

  • Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

 

  • I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.

 

  • I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

 

  • There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.

 

  • AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U.

 

  • DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?

 

  • WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PEOPLE AND STUPID PEOPLE.

 

  • I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.

 

  • HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

 

  • I STILL MISS MY EX – BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER ????

 

  • SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK.

 

  • NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT.

 

  • I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

 

  • I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

 

  • Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

 

  • Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

 

  • A man is as young as the woman he feels.

 

  • If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

 

  • I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..

 

  • My style is unique don’t copy it!

 

  • I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

 

  • Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

 

  • I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

 

  • My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

 

  • Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

 

  • Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

 

  • I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.

 

  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 

  • I just need a good Wifi and Wife.

 

  • Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.

 

  • Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

 

  • Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

 

  • No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

 

  • I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

 

  • Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

 

  • Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

 

  • Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

 

  • The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

 

  • I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?

 

  • Am fantaastic if I drink Fantaa.

 

  • Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

 

  • Mah Attitude.. Mah ishtyle !

 

  • Don’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.

 

  • Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity

 

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