Funny Status

Funny Status for Whatsapp, Facebook | Short Funny Quotes

Show the funny side of you with Funny Status for Whatsapp Facebook in 2017. You can pick any of the funny crazy whatsapp status for your status bar.



  • I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

 

  • God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

Funny Status for Whatsapp Facebook

  • I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

 

  • Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

 

  • When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..



  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

 

  • HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

 

  • My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

 

  • Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

 

  • Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

 

  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

Funny Status for Whatsapp Facebook

  • If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

 

  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

 

  • If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

 

  • I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

 

  • I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

 

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  • Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…

 

  • When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition

 

  • Status: I on Not on whatsapp..

 

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  • Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.

 

  • If I agreed with you we both were wrong.

 

  • बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।

 

  • Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…

 

 

  • Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..

 

  • I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..

 

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  • Life is too Short – Chat Fast!

 

  • You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..

 

  • Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it

 

  • Always respects your self!

 

  • My heart is stolen..can I check your braa

 

  • Save Water, Drink Wine!!

 

  • Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!

 

  • I’m cool but global warming made me vry hot

 

  • Marriage is the cause of divorce.!



  • Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?

 

  • I just need a good Wifi & Wife.

 

  • I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.

 

  • I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

 

  • All the Rules are made.. to be break.

 

  • Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.

 

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  • Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

 

  • People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…

 

  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!

 

  • No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.

 

  • Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!

 

  • Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…

 

  • !Brain is Work More ..When You can use…..

 

  • I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!

 

  • When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.

 

  • Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone…

 

  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..

 

  • I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer…##

 

  • Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

 

  • Alcohol will give different, type of power!..

 

  • 70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!

 

  • If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

 

  • I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂

 

  • All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

 

  • Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!

 

  • Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.

 

  • 3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!

 

  • I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..

 

  • do not drink and park _accidents cause people.

 

  • Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..

 

  • Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..

 

  • High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!

 

  • If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..

 

  • Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…

 

  • when nothing seems right then go left…

 

  • if I am wired with you then I like you..

 

  • My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…

 

  • I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

 

  • Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

 

  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

 

  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

 

  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

 

  • Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

 

  • SOMETIMES I JUST WISH I’ COULD FAST FORWARD THE TIME TO SEE IF IN THE END IT’S ALL WORTH IT.

 

  • I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

 

  • The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

 

  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

 

  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

 

  • At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

 

  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

 

  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

 

  • Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

 

  • I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

 

  • You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

 

  • Life is Short – Chat Fast!

 

  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

 

  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

 

  • Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

 

  • If you can’t convince her then confuse her

 

  • Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

 

  • I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.

 

  • I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

 

  • There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.

 

  • AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U.

 

  • DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?

 

  • WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PEOPLE AND STUPID PEOPLE.

 

  • I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.

 

  • HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

 

  • I STILL MISS MY EX – BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER ????

 

  • SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK.

 

  • NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT.

 

  • I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

 

  • I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

 

  • Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

 

  • Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

 

  • A man is as young as the woman he feels.

 

  • If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

 

  • I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..

 

  • My style is unique don’t copy it!

 

  • I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

 

  • Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

 

  • I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

 

  • My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

 

  • Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

 

  • Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

 

  • I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.

 

  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 

  • I just need a good Wifi and Wife.

 

  • Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.

 

  • Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

 

  • Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

 

  • No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

 

  • I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

 

  • Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

 

  • Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

 

  • Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

 

  • The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

 

  • I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?

 

  • Am fantaastic if I drink Fantaa.

 

  • Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

 

  • Mah Attitude.. Mah ishtyle !

 

  • Don’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.

 

  • Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity